What's even worse, the dog in question was a CUTE female dog. In fact, she is a white chihuahua- can't get much cuter than that! Sis doesn't know we know, but we have some connections in the underdog-world. Now-- and this is just between us (we've blocked this entry to Sis's unique identifiers)-- we have even obtained a picture of the perpetrating pup.
As you can tell by the poster, "Chloe the Cutie" is in fact wanted for biting a man's nose off. Okay, actually, we made that (along with the whole "Wanted" poster and bounty) up, but we all know Chihuahuas are among the fiercest dog breeds, so it could happen. Further more, "Chloe" resides in New Jersey, the home of the Fido Soprano Crime Family. Something must be done.
We decided that sending a gift-wrapped horse's head would be too harsh (for the horse).
Perhaps we should extend an olive leaf to this dog. Perhaps it doesn't have to be a dog-eat-dog world. Perhaps, and we're just speculating at this point, we could even be friends with Chloe.
What do you dogs think?